jem-sie:

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

tru shit

(via bongrips-coffeesips)

supnoah:

when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they have had sex yet

(via choreograph)

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via measurable)

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker, via measurable)